Here are some interesting (sometimes disturbing) search terms people have used and found my blog:
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Epithalamion porn is my personal favourite. I’m confused and intrigued. Is this… an actual thing?
Also, I just bought a “realistic feel pussy” and a “realistic look cock” from Sexyland today for an art project. I had fun choosing the right genitals for this project with one of the Sexyland shop assistants and promised her I’d send photos. The cock comes with “anti-friction” talcum powder and the pussy has a very specific smell that reminds me of toys from my childhood and it’s getting me nostalgic. Yep, so, I can’t stop sniffing the fake pussy. Also, when you squash it with your hand, it makes the most delightful squishy, squelchy sounds.
Oh yeah and on the way home from the sexyland, I nearly crashed my boyfriend’s car.
But! Squishy and smelly fake pussy! Hooray!
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